Sylvester Calzone

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Genesis of the meme

Sylvester Calzone is a meme from the Discord server of The First Podcast.

Alleged facts about Sylvester

• Sylvester Calzone is a celebrity who is a huge fan of Lars and (formerly) Joe, the hosts of The First Podcast.
• He has a big collection of "bad dragon dongs".
• He fought in Vietnam.
• His parents are Mario Mario and Lara Croft.
• He's 69 years of age.
• #CalzoneLivesMatter.
• The Calzone uprising happened on December 23, 2019.
• His brother is Dante from Devil May Cry.