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Genesis of the meme

Sylvester Calzone is a meme from the Discord server of The First Podcast.

Alleged facts about Sylvester Edit

  • Sylvester Calzone is a celebrity who is a huge fan of Lars and Joe, the hosts of The First Podcast.
  • He has a big collection of "bad dragon dongs".
  • He fought in Vietnam.
  • His parents are Mario Mario and Lara Croft.
  • He's 69 years of age.
  • #CalzoneLivesMatter.
  • The Calzone uprising happened on December 23, 2019.
  • His brother is Dante from Devil May Cry.
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