Alleged facts about Sylvester Edit
- Sylvester Calzone is a celebrity who is a huge fan of Lars and Joe, the hosts of The First Podcast.
- He has a big collection of "bad dragon dongs".
- He fought in Vietnam.
- His parents are Mario Mario and Lara Croft.
- He's 69 years of age.
- The Calzone uprising happened on December 23, 2019.
- His brother is Dante from Devil May Cry.
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