Canada Sucks Canada is a country that is similar to America except without bald eagles. Thoughts by the hosts Edit Lars jokingly claims to think Canada sucks. Joe is very fond of Canada. Alexis refuses to participate in the Canada hate. Retrieved from "https://thefirstpodcast.fandom.com/wiki/Canada?oldid=1225" Categories: Recurring gags Locations Add category Cancel Save Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.